Saturday, August 09, 2008

Our Lord Redmond wants Superlambananas back again next year....


8 comments:

Larry said...

Superlamb not superlame

The Nation's Nancy said...

Is it just my dirty mind...?

Shaun said...

Which one is wearing the wool?

Anonymous said...

putting their back legs down your wellington boots works best Warren (apparently)

Anonymous said...

There is a new petition on the 10 Downing St site which some of your readers might be interested in:

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/nao-liverpool/

The reason for the petition is cited as:

Liverpool City Council has been officially cited as the worst Local Authority in the country.

They are £62,000,000.00 in debt and that debt is rising.

Successive audits have shown significant failings in financial management.

A recent report from KPMG made thirty-seven recommendations regarding the contract with Liverpool Direct Limited.

It is imperative for the people of Liverpool that an impartial investigation be carried out by an incorruptible body accountable to Parliament.

The National Audit Office is the only organisation which has the authority to carry out a wide ranging, detailed and impartial investigation into the financial management of Liverpool and more specifically the relationship between the Local Authority and the companies Liverpool Direct Limited and Liverpool Schools Services Limited.

We therefore petition the Prime Minister to instruct Tim Burr - on behalf of Parliament - to send an investigation team to Liverpool with full powers to access and inspect any and all records and interview any and all persons whom they may deem necessary and to grant any persons giving evidence protection under the Public Interest Disclosure Act.

Kris said...

I think you have been very hard on Lord Redmond.
Why, he has some really fantastic and great ideas.
He wants to organise a fantastic show just for Liverpool choirs - he's calling it 'Kop For This' - where the last one standing will be the one whose members make the funniest faces at the TV cameras (which will be from North West Tonight, obviously).
It will be fantastic.
He also plans to involve Bill Kenwright as a Liverpool impresario who will give the once over to aspiring stars who want to appear in a fantastic new production of Blood Brothers. He's calling that 'Showgirls' (for some reason).
And he's got this brilliant job- creation idea where fantastic Liverpool entrepreneurs (well, a few tame small businesspeople, a guy from the Corpy and Derek Hatton to add a bit of showbiz celebrity) will invest in fledgling Liverpool businesses who come up with the best, most fantastical, ideas. Hopefuls have to audition in front of them and a funny looking bloke called Leggatty will provide the commentary.
Phil is calling that one 'Dragging Up Degsy'.
These are all fantastic, completely original ideas which will put the city on the global map for the first time ever in our great and fantastic history.
And you want to knock him!!!!
You should be on your knees thanking him.
He's fantastic.

Tori Blare said...

What is that Lambbanana doing to Bradley please?
It looks rather rude to me... oooeeer

Anonymous said...

While the Lord Redmond watches us benevolently from on high, he might spot the Superlambanana that has been dumped on the top of Moel Famau in North Wales. Apart from the proposed statue of Sir Stike Morey outside Walton Nick, I fear that this liitle lost lamb(anana) may be the only lasting legacy of Das Kapital of Kultcha.

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