Tuesday, October 09, 2007

VICTORY FOR FREE SPEECH, DEFEAT FOR RANDY NEWMAN!

We are pleased to officially announce that Mr Joseph Riley, erstwhile scribe and cultural provocateur of the unholyTrinity Mirror publication, the Liverpool Echo, has this morning been fully re-instated to his dubious but accustomed position with that (un)esteemed organ. (oooerrmissus, eds).
We trust that Mr Riley will now return to being the extremely irritating, irascible and opinionated correspondent, who often talks completely out of his arse, that we have all come to know and love.
And that he will do so without a stain on his reputation, without a blemish on his record, without a spot on his...(that's enough of that, thank you very much, eds)
Further to this, we hope that Mr Riley's chief - and usually invisible - accuser, Mr Randy (sic) Newman, will come to bitterly regret his ill-considered, ill-judged and intemperate intervention, which was a disgace both to journalism and to Liverpool.

See Liverpool Confidential for more on this: Randy Newman 'categorically' denies trying to get Joe the sack

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Welcome back Joe!

(Mind you, I did read your column on Saturday so you weren't gone long, unless you had already written it before the suspension. Clearly a very efficient man)

Stick it up 'em!

reader said...

hurrah! another victory for the blog aganist the cabal

Anonymous said...

Maybe there is some justice in this city

JOE said...

I DID IT MY WAY ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZ

Tori Blare said...

This is one STING the Hustler Paul Newman Failed at!
Go back to stirring the sauce Paul

anticabalist said...

Yes weve got enough overpaid under worked trouble making cabalists here without importing more from outside like you mon - fri 10-3.30

Anonymous said...

That warning about telling his wife must really have worked!!!

Tori Blare said...

your column was shite last night Joe

Anonymous said...

I thought Tori didn't buy the Echo cos "it's full of shite"

Tori Blare said...

I don't buy the Echo,someone else bought it and I went straight to Joe's column.
I do read it for nothing on the internet though, also I told someone else not to buy it if THEY thought it was full of shite.
Joe's column was still rubbish anyway.

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