The list of professional Scousers and 80's has-beens being lined up for the Culture Company's launch 'ceremony' is growing.
Latest addition to Jase's "team" is Pete 'button yer lip' Burns - unless fate hits him with another plastic surgery disaster.
Brave Pete has promised to turn up on January 12th, whether Dead or Alive.
His loyalty to Liverpool has already got the Harbarrowboy and his Culture Crew spinning right round, baby, right round, like a recor....(oh shut up will ya! eds)
Any suggestion that Pete has been booked because he is still mates with Jayne 'Mersey Tunnel' Casey would be totally without Foundation. (Of course, eds)
We are sure he will be worth every penny of his appearance fee - it may even pay for some extra plastic surgery so that Pete can celebrate 2008 with another new look.
But Christ knows what Burns will do on the night - perhaps a reprise of his legendary appearance with George Galloway on Big Brother?
Perhaps a sparkling duet with Cilla? That would be a lorra, lorra laughs.
Perhaps he will just do his gobby Scouser "act"?
Whatever Jase decides on, we are sure it will show Liverpool's unique contribution to 21st century culture in the most positive global light.
We now are beginning to fully understand what Redmond meant when he promised the people of Liverpool 'Scouse culture.'
(When are Sinbad and Jimmy Corkhill being announced then? eds)