Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Fireman Bradley goes bananas - shock video!



CITY Council Leader, Fireman Warren Bradley has gone bananas in a shock new video.

It's shockingly clear from the deeply disturbing two-minute film, that the fireman is now showing the stresses and strains of leading the worst council in the country - despite being able to wangle freebies in Las Vegas whenever he likes.

There can be no other explanation for the council leader gabbling away in the film as though he has completely taken leave of his senses.

But it is also the funniest thing you are likely to see this year - even better than the Christmas dancing elves which brought so much joy to us all over the festive season.

And the subject of this not-to-be-missed new vid?

The campaign to keep the Superlambanana within the precincts of the city.

CHORTLE - as the Fireman describes how the young people of Liverpool "see the Superlambanana as being an integral part of their life."

GIGGLE - as the Fireman repeatedly stumbles over his words under the hostile questioning of a Daily Post Paxman.

HOWL - as the Fireman gives the longest and most credible interview of his career about the big yellow thing behind him.

And LAUGH - as the poor numbskull stomps away on cue to the nearby traffic lights, like a 'B' movie buffoon.

The off-screen spin doctor who came up with this absurd interview idea - no doubt to show a 'more human, cuddly side of the Leader' - has succeeded in making the Fireman an even bigger figure of fun.


Perhaps Bradley thinks he is now leading a banana republic?


But you judge for yourselves. Here it is...

10 comments:

Gob-smacked said...

Feck me, the City Talk video after Bradley's is even worse!

Michael Winner said...

Can I order some custard with that?

Anonymous said...

Quite remarkable how like a dumbed down Norman Wisdom he is isnt it

Anonymous said...

"I pity the fool !"

It's amazing that Warren is unable to string one word together.

Radiorogerside said...

Well all I can say if that's the best that can be put together, by the £10m council tax funded, Press and Publicity Dept. I suggest get in touch with the Harbarrowboy Associates I am sure they could surpass that load of bollocks, might go over budget with a few location shots in Spain! seeking out scousers views. Sorry couldn't match Pete 'The namedroppers' £50k offer, you know me 'Mr Freeloader' have a reputation to uphold. May I also suggest a video of the great White Hope astride the Superlambanana, riding into Matthew Street, waving to his admiring supporters (led by me of course) could be seen as a cultural egotistical contribution from the Culture Company.

Anonymous said...

Are there any more stories or has it all dried up at present?

Tony Parrish47 said...

Patience, loyal viewers, patience. We have so many stories, we have lost count of them - we just need more hours in the day to do them. And then we also have to look after the kids, get Ivy's washing sorted, make sure Chucklebutty is safely tucked up in bed, get the messages from Tescos and then make sure that the fire alarm still has a decent battery in it. But fear not - help is at hand. And some crackers are on their way...

Prof. Y Chucklebutty said...

By Jove I wish I was tucked up in my Diddy bed,I haven't slept since I left Liverpool. I am sure I left about £3.80 in loose change in my desk drawer but of course Stilton denies all knowledge. I'll bet he's pocketted it. Every time I think about it, I feel sick.

Nevrtheless, even though they have swindled me,I am currently working on a financial rescue package and restructure for the city that I will submit to the leader. I may run it by Mr Polish 47 first.

By the way Mr Polish, I reckon you have been doing this for over a year, so you must be 48 by now. If you lie about your age, people will doubt the honesty of your words.

Prof. Y Chucklebutty 109

DAMO, AGED 8 said...

I DON'T GIVE A TOSS ABOUT THIS FUCKING BANANA - I JUST WANT TO SCORE SOME SMACK!

A Father said...

You should be in bed, lad.

How the council use Ripa to spy on you....

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